I blogged last week about the Top 10 Things a Man Doesn't Want to find in Your Room and got some great responses...and a host of emails from my female friends and readers requesting equal time.
All's fair in love and blogging so I've assembled the top 10 things women tell me they don't want to find in your room.
10. Dirty, used underwear. Now this is where men and women differ. Men like dirty undies. In fact many gay porn stars make a nice sideline in selling off used jock straps and underpants to their fans.
But I digress.
9. Do not invite them to your room to watch "Two Girls and a Cup" on Youtube. Trust me on this.
8. Your drooling, panting, stinky 200 pound Mastiff under the bead clothes refusing to move.
7. A loud answering machine with your allegedly ex-girlfriend's breathy outgoing message on it. How lazy and dumb can men be?
6. Velveteen paintings of ANYTHING, especially that popular one of fogs playing poker. I happen t o be partial to this pic so if you're getting rid of it, give me a holler!
BTW, I am going to lump here huge posters of chicks with cars, that ancient, ready for the garbage pic of a nude Nastassia Kinski with the python...
5. Huge stacks of printouts of IM sessions you're having with other women online.
4.Another woman's clothing in your closet.
3. Another woman's tampons in your bathroom.
2. Another woman's long hair in the sheets, in the shower drain or the bathroom sink.
1. Another woman waiting in bed for you. I am surprised how many guys double book and/or give out house keys. Three different woman mentioned this to me. One woman was particularly incensed because the chick in question looked like a ho' and to add insult to injury was wearing my friend's sexy lingerie.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
So how about it ladies? Any other no-no's you'd like to tell us about? And guys, let's not let you off the hook. What's the dumbest thing you ever did in the name of love?
Aoha oe,
A.J.
3. Another woman's tampons in your bathroom.
2. Another woman's long hair in the sheets, in the shower drain or the bathroom sink.
1. Another woman waiting in bed for you. I am surprised how many guys double book and/or give out house keys. Three different woman mentioned this to me. One woman was particularly incensed because the chick in question looked like a ho' and to add insult to injury was wearing my friend's sexy lingerie.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
So how about it ladies? Any other no-no's you'd like to tell us about? And guys, let's not let you off the hook. What's the dumbest thing you ever did in the name of love?
Aoha oe,
A.J.
2 comments:
Don't think I've ever really found anything too bad in a man's room. Other than his clothes lying on the floor. Which goes to housekeeping and I generally expect men to be lousy housekeepers.
I do find it surprising that a lot of men double book though. That would be off the charts wrong. I'd kill him. He'd need to die.
LOL...you are adorable, Tess!
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